TweepRoll

Ellen DeGeneres

Stand-up comedienne, host of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

4,350,860 followers

Is your kid a muggle who wishes he was a wizard? If your kid is a huge Harry Potter fan tell me about him/her here: http://su.pr/1Bw8WK

7:33 PM Mar 10th

Jimmy Fallon

Comedian, actor and late night talk show host

2,493,185 followers

So I went into the locker room during classes - martini raced with Chelsea and I smashed my glasses. http://bit.ly/bD2TqF

6:57 PM Mar 10th

Penn Jillette

Magician, comedian and author

1,628,455 followers

How could we ever know for sure if Sylvia Browne were really psychic. A couple of college students in NY just checked! tinyurl.com/yz7fq8o

4:48 AM Mar 7th

Michael Ian Black

Comedian and actor, starred in “The State”

1,560,831 followers

This is odd but potentially enjoyable: http://tinyurl.com/yecx9la

5:35 PM Mar 10th

Eddie Izzard

Comedian and actor, starred in TV series “The Riches”

1,499,982 followers

Twitter service is unavailable at this time. Please check back soon. Thanks!

Dane Cook

Stand-up comedian and actor

1,381,381 followers

You can't go uphill thinking downhill thoughts.

6:45 PM Mar 9th

Stephen Fry

English actor and comedian, host of game show “QI”

1,373,961 followers

Lordy. I'd forgotten I did this. http://www.netmag.co.uk/fry/

3:30 PM Mar 4th

Rob Corddry

Comedian and actor

1,326,705 followers

History will remember this as the most important iPhone app ever. http://bit.ly/a8ht3G

4:16 AM Mar 9th

Russell Brand

Comedian and actor

829,028 followers

What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn't make sense. And they pick the ball up in their hands. God I miss West Ham.

3:19 AM Mar 10th

Alan Carr

Stand-up comedian, “Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong”

407,513 followers

@lisatwirler i enjoyed it too - she gives good tango x

1:13 PM Mar 10th

John Hodgman

Author, humorist, PC in Apple commercials

398,704 followers

Twitter service is unavailable at this time. Please check back soon. Thanks!

John Cleese

Actor and comedian, starred in “Monty Python”

356,615 followers

Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion

1:04 PM Mar 9th

Sherri Shepherd

Stand-up comedienne, actress, co-host of “The View”

170,931 followers

@SabrinaFon Yes I remember U in the audience @ the View...thanks 4 offering your 20 year old eggs for me to have a baby! A white baby :O)

3:26 AM Mar 10th

Joy Behar

Stand-up comedienne, actress, co-host of “The View”

170,556 followers

Ventura's new book is "American Conspiracies: Lies, Lies and More Dirty Lies That the Govt. Tells Us." Not that he's paranoid or anything.

8:31 PM Mar 10th